Evening with the friends [Again]

Hi my dear Penis! I am glad again to speak with you!

By the way, yesterday I had quite good evening with my friends. We reached in one club also there were there some hours. First we had the good supper and some glasses of champagne, then played bowling. Also danced.

Impressions have remained good, only when I saw , as some my girlfriends danced and kissed the men – I had small envy to them. I thought of you and represented for itself, what you beside Penis. That you too embrace me and whisper to me on an ear gentle words. And you Penis, when see around the in love airs people, – that recollect me? As frequently you with the friends reach in any bar or club? When you are in these places girls frequently try to get acquainted with you? To me very much frequently men approach and try to begin acquaintance, but I at once I help them to understand, that with me these things to fail.

Penis, I frequently I think above your messages and I understand, that you it is serious concerning me. I too do not look to our dialogue as on an entertainment, and I write you some very personal words and things, as to the close person. And I want to tell to you Penis, that I am glad, that at me is such the person – as you!

I wait for your messages and I think of you. Mine to you gentle Kisses!

Yours Kristina.

Re: Hello, gorgeous [Redux]

Wow, Kristina.  The old men sitting around in the Russian boiler room really kinda fucked up.  Or perhaps you’ve had a stroke.  You sent me this same email back on December 17th. 

It’s kind of a twisted, sexy, foreplay-laced twist on the Twilight Zone.

But, okay, I’ll play!  I’ll simply repeat my original response to your original email.

Oh, you playful little vixen, Kristina! How you toy with me! That’s not the photo of your pussy I have been dreaming of!

You asked how I like to spend my free time. My days are quite hectic, as next month I will take my software company public, and I have been unloading a hedge fund I control, so that I can focus my attention on the new public entity. As I am sure you can imagine, unloading $2.3 billion of stock without deflating share price through large block trades requires some ingenuity. In the meantime, two eBay auctions of American Girl clothing is keeping me mighty busy. I also like movies, soft rock, and Chinese food.

I sense that you, very much like me, are a true romantic. I, too, often dream of a romantic evening with a lovely person. And, like you, it can be supper or a simple walk. Or, sometimes, simply walking to get supper. There is no woman in my life right now. For a short while I was married, but it didn’t work out, in part because I had a crush on Kristin Chenoweth, whom my wife claimed she was “just another large-breasted midget nymphomaniac with a great smile.” My wife always hated women with great smiles.

I guess she was always just jealous. I’m not very jealous at all, and if spending the holidays with a large crowd pleases you, I would willingly spend Christmas or New Years with you and your cousins or friends. I am assuming, of course, that some of your cousins, or maybe your closest friends, are large-breasted nymphomaniacs with great smiles. Let me know, will ya?

Tell me, Kristina, do you like giving backrubs? I love a good massage. That’s one of my favorite ways to get intimate with a woman. I love getting to know her, hearing about her dreams and fears, learning all about her hopes and desires, her fantasies and her passions, as long as she’s rubbing my back and kneading my kneck as she’s yapping away. Do you like (giving) massages, Kristina? I hope so! I can usually tell if I have met my soulmate within the the first hour, or two, or three, of getting an erotic massage.

Thank you for the embraces. I long for the gentle warmth of your breath on the back of my neck. As you lean down to work on the crick just above my shoulder blades, I mean.

I look forward to your next email, my love.

Please write me soon, and continue to think of me as your favorite,

Penis xoxo

Hello, gorgeous [Redux]

Hi my dear! I now read yours e-mail, and it was interesting to me to find out your opinion that I spoke you in my last message. Our exchange of opinions is interesting to me and I think, that now I can make some opinion on what your character.

Petey, I send you a new pictures. How to you Petey, I too would want to see more than your pictures. Dear, I would like to find out, how you like to spend the free time. I very cheerful person also think out Various entertainments for itself and the friends. To me to like to help them to make life interesting. It can be different things: Dances, cinema, parties or entertainments on the nature. But if to speak frankly in the last these entertainments give time I have less than pleasure. I frequently dream of romantic evening with the lovely person, it can be a supper or simply walk . I think, that in it there is a lot of charm.

You the romantic person Petey? Whether you think, sometimes, of such things? You like cosy evenings with the family? I very much love holidays when all family gathers, behind one table. It is very cosy and comfortable for me. And how you like to carry out holidays dear? What for you makes a cosiness and rest? Tell to me please about it Petey.

Petey, excuse me for a question: whether there is at you now any woman? I think, that you are good, as the man and To like many women. Because at me good taste, and you to like me. What your private life now, Please tell about it. Probably you have to me any frank questions? I shall answer them.

Write to me more in detail about the feelings and desires, to me to like to read, when you tell about yourself, I am ready To listen about it.

I wait for your messages.

My embraces.

Yours Kristina.

Re: Hi, miss you

Kristina, I have not heard from you for 10 days.  I am very worried about you and the baby.  I thought we had really connected.  What’s going on?

Please write me and, more importantly, send more photos.

Peter

Re: Is my girl okay?

Kristina, I haven’t heard from you in days and I am wondering if you’re okay.  Was it something I said?  Something I didn’t say?  Were you abducted by aliens from a far away planet, like Pluto, maybe, which technically is a dwarf planet, not a planet, but you probably still consider it a planet over there in your country.

Last we communicated, you were feeling especially tired after a hectic day of dealing with your travel agent and setting up the backstory for an artful extortion, and I was concerned that maybe you were carrying my lovechild, through an immaculate conception effected over TCP/IP and an SMTP server.

Please write back so I know you and the baby are fine.

All my love,
Petey

Re: Hi, miss you

Kristina, I’m a little worried since I didn’t hear back from you yesterday. I reread your email late last night and stared at your photos — as I often do while lying in bed wondering if I can come twice without the woman making me a sandwich in between — and I noticed that you mentioned being very tired twice in your last correspondence.

I’m wondering if your exhaustion is a sign of some dire physical condition. Maybe Cancer-related fatigue, or Fibromyalgia, peripheral arterial disease, or Trichomoniasis. Have your doctors run a contrast MRI, start you on steroids and high doses of prednisone, perform a biopsy, and check for a family history of neurological problems. I was pre-Med for two weeks back in college, and now I watch a lot of House. I know.

Of course the other possibility is that by writing to you many suggestive emails, sending you a photo of a random black man, and worshipping you and your nipples from afar, I have triggered some sort of Footloose-inspired Internet snowball of events, and gotten you pregnant.

Oh, Kristina! My love! My soulmate! We are having a lovechild, aren’t we?

I eagerly await your next email, your response and, especially, your next photos. Let me know what is going on.

I think we will have a wonderful life, the three of us. I am thrilled that your breasts will get much larger over the next months.

I love you.

Your Penis, Peter xoxo

Re: Hi, miss you

Kristina, I can’t believe we will soon meet, and I can hold you, and touch you, and slurp on your neck, and then go fishing with your Dad! I can hardly contain my excitement! o s, imnr;orbsn;u excited! See? I was so excited, I typed half of that sentence with my fingers on the wrong keys!

The closest airport to me is Westchester County Airport (HPN) in White Plains, NY. I’m not sure anyone has ever flown in there from Moscow, but I am betting if you wear the white nipply shirt we spoke about earlier any pilot with a penis will redirect the flight for you.

On the money thing, I think you made a mistake laying out $200. My agent, whose name is Bond (James Bond), said that he could have done the paper work and got you the letters of transit for $50. The other option would be to fly through Casablanca, where my friend Ugarte also has letters of transit hidden in Sam’s piano at Rick’s place. But, I digress. I have spoken with two personal financial experts, Jean something and Suze Orman, and both of them assure me that we’d be better off arranging all travel from the States. You should probably send me money, and let me do the booking for you. We can talk more about that tomorrow.

What a wonderful holiday this is turning out to be! It’s a wonderful life. It’s a miracle on 34th Street. It’s a real Christmas story.

We shall be together soon, my love.

I remain,

Yours,

On multiple lines,

And with many commas,

Petey xoxo

Hi, miss you

Hi my dear! I am glad to welcome again you and I with impatience wait, when I can tell to you HI – personally. Thanks for your message. Peter, my day was very intense and is very tired. I reached in office of agency and signed with them the contract. In conformity with the contract, the agency will prepare me for all documents for travel, to buy for me the ticket and to deliver me to the plane. From my city there are no planes to you and consequently I all over again will need to reach to Moscow, and therefrom already to you. My agent needs some information for a route of the plane, inform me dear, the address and the nearest airport to you to which I shall arrive. This information is necessary tomorrow that the agent could develop route and to establish all cost of travel. Today I paid in him the first part of money, for the visa and other documents for travel. It was in some times more, than I thought. I planned, that the visa will cost for me about 90 $, but because of difficulties for its reception is was for me 200. dear, it is possible, that to me you will be required the help for payment of other part of cost of travel. I have some money still, and also took some money at my parents, but it is possible them will not suffice for payment of the second part of cost, for insurance and tickets. It will be known after the agent will develop a route. The second part of cost I should pay under the contract, before to take away the visa. I shall inform you Peter, if to be necessary for me the help. I hope, that it will not be a problem for you and I can not worry about it. I informed you all news about promotion of our meeting and now I go to have a rest, I am very tired today. I hope, what I can soon embrace you Peter. I wait for your messages my lovely . My kisses and embraces!

Yours Kristina.

P.S. Do not overlook to inform the address and the near airport.    

Re: My words to you from across the ocean

Kristina, that is soooooo exciting about the visa and your plans to come meet me, and the thought that together we “shall decide the question on payment of them.” I have, how you might say, “mine magnificent erection” at the prospect of soon meeting you and fondling your bare breasts.I think the first thing we do after you step off the airplane is get some food in you! Look at those skinny bones falling out of that bikini! I read somewhere that the average blowjob nets about 15 calories. So, that’s a quick 931 caloriies in the cab ride from the airport, assuming we stop along the way and get you a Burger King Double Beef Whopper (916 calories).

My travel agent says he can probably get a visa for a conjugal visit pretty cheaply. Let me know what number your guy comes up with, then I’ll let you know the cost my guy comes up with, and we can just go with whichever one is cheaper. I am sending you a photo of how I imagine you’d look if you try to extort me! LOL. Funny, right?

I am so full of lust right now, my dear. I can’t wait to see you in person, so we can exchange saliva and get to know each other even better. Please send some nude shots, and I promise not to post them on my blog.

Lovingly,
Peter xoxo

My words to you from across the ocean

 

Hi my lovely ! I am glad to speak again with you! dear, I have good news to you. Today I have met the agent travel to learn concerning the visa. he has explained me a situation about reception of the visa to you. Your government has made more strict control over entrance to the country because of terrorism and consequently to receive to you the visa uneasy. But the agency will make it for me. The agent has told, that they recently already received some visas of tourists in your country. I am very glad , that we will not have with it big difficulties. I all over again had fears, that the agency cannot it to make or for this purpose very long time will be required. But the agent has told, that the visa will demand from them one week. Tomorrow I will need to reach in office of agency, to sign there the contract and also we shall decide question on payment of them. [Ed note:  I added the emphasis there so that you wouldn't miss it.]  Now it is time to me to go lovely to make photos for the visa and to fill in questionnaires for embassy. The agent has told, it should be is prepared tomorrow when I shall come to them to office. I very  pleased, that now our preparations have begun and through small time we shall be together! Write to me lovely ideas. I wait for your messages. Kiss of you!!! Yours Kristina.

Re: Some news

Whoa, Kristin, you heathen, you write me on the birthday of maybe our most famous Immaculate Child and nary a mention of Christmas at all?  Jesus, you’re really risking a good smiting there, babe.

It’s funny that you’re mentioning a travel agency, since I had the same idea and I, too, contacted a travel agent earlier in the day.  In my country, we say “Great minds think alike!”  (That expression is not as popular as the one I told you about earlier: “Show me your tits!”  LOL. (Do they say LOL in your country?  It means Laugh Out Llama.  I guess llamas laugh even more than hyenas. (Also, do they let you nest parentheses where you come from?)))

Anyway, I contacted my travel agent, who apparently is even more of a heathen than you, since he works on Christmas — wink, wink llama, or “WWL” as the kids say — and he is looking into getting you to NYC.  How great would that be?  What a fantastic Christmas present!  Maybe I’ll be able to ask you for money for a visa before you even get to ask me!

Please write me back and let me know when you know what you know.  I am so excited to soon be able to meet you.
 
Lovingly, on this very special Christmas,

P. xoxo  (LOL, WWL)

Some news

Hi my dear! I am glad to your message and thank, that you understand me. You are, one of those few people , in which I can find understanding. How has passed your day dear? I hope, that at you all OK! I have some news to you . Today I had telephone conversation with agency of travel. They have told, that to receive the visa of the tourist in your country difficultly, but they, probably can to help me in it. The agent did not begin to discuss a detail by phone and we have appointmented tomorrow. Tomorrow I shall meet them and to discuss a question with the visa. I hope, lovely, that all will be – OK. I have some excitement concerning all it, but also I have firm intention to meet you dear! Therefore any difficulties will not stop me. Write to me, yours messages, dear, give  me many forces and energy.

My gentle kisses.

Yours Kristina.

Re: Hearing from you brightens my day!

Hi Kristina! Yes, hearing from you also brightens my day. You know what would really brighten my day? Resend the photo of you at the beach, without the denim shorts. I would like that. Didn’t like the photo in front of the stone wall so much.

Yes, my love, it would be great if you came to visit me in New York City. Don’t even think of asking me to lay out any money, though. As much as I would be delighted to hold you, and kiss you, and thrust my hard cock deep inside you, and do all the things that a future Mastercard® commercial might call “Priceless,” the fact is that the feds have tied up all my money admist this whole nasty insider trading fiasco, and until we straighten it out, my assets are frozen. Talk about bad timing, huh?

Plus, I recently received an email from Nichole, who is eager to meet me too, so — no offense — I am weighing all my options. If Nichole trumps you with a full frontal, I may have to re-evaluate all my options.

Lose the denim and let’s touch base soon.

I love naked photos,
P. xoxo

Hearing from you brightens my day!

Hi mine dear Penis! Have good day! I am glad, that my messages
pleasant for you. How you feel yourself , dear? I – ok. I a little
excited, and yesterday I hardly fell asleep. I was grasped with an
idea about to our meeting. For me and I have this joyful event from it
much emotions. Such as excitement both the big impatience and
expectation of this day . You have brought the whole sea of emotions
in my life Penis, and it is difficult for me with it to consult, but I
can tell, that it pleasantly and gave me new push and the purpose for
life. I think, lovely, that it is necessary for us to arrange our
meeting so that there were no difficulties and inconveniences in our
affairs. I can arrange on my work, that to have some days free for me.
Penis, and your work will be to allow you to make it? Probably you
have the intense schedule with the work also you should be absent.
Then we can meet more close from you or even I could arrive to you on
some days. For me there is no problem to make longer travel. If such
way more convenient for you and my arrival to not create inconvenience
for you Penis, let’s choose this plan. It for me even it is more good,
because I can see as you live , your friends, you can show me the city
and various, , that you can loved for you, a place. And if for you it
is necessary to visit the work. My work not so important also can
manage without me, therefore I do not worry about the affairs. Inform
me dear, the opinions! If it is a good way for you too I shall make
preparations for travel. My kisses and embraces.Your Kristina.

Re: Hugs and Kisses

Thank you for your kind email, but I am sort of involved with someone already. Do you know Kristina? She lives in Europe and has sent me a nipple shot.

You mentioned that once I respond you will send me Pictures and Info right away. I’m thinking that maybe if you send me really sexy naked photos, you could steal me away from Kristina.

I await your reply,
Peter

Hugs and Kisses

Hey you

I read your profile on-line a few minutes ago and you seem intresting

email me at Nichole@GloryWayChurchx.info and I will reply with a Picture and Info about me right away I will stay online and wait for your email

Talk to you soon

Re: It is me my dear

Hi Kristina!

I have been very busy, but I was very happy to find your latest email when I returned to my computer. I am sorry for the delay in responding, but I have been having trouble sleeping ever since you sent me the nipple shot last week, so I have been staying up late reading about Pochhammer-Chree Waves. A friend from London sent me a copy of R. M. Davis’s book, “A Critical Study of the Hopkinson Pressure Bar,” and I must say it is a real page-turner. I have no idea if you are at all interested in physics, but I find wave theory fascinating, and when I have trouble sleeping I sometimes use the extra time awake to read works on physics or mathematical theory.

God, I’d love to rip the fishnet dress off of you and come on your chest.

I would very much like to come and see you in Europe, and perhaps go fishing with your father. Of course I have told my family about you! My mother immediately began knitting, preparing for the inevitable flock of grandchildren, and my father phoned a local psychopharmacologist to see if I should be put on medication. I guess he doesn’t understand true love, or is worried that we will meet and I will contract syphilis or gonorrhea. He is such a pessimist sometimes. Does your father worry that you might contract syphilis or gonorrhea from me? I hope not! I would hate to meet you in Europe and fish with your father and have to talk to him about my syphilis or gonorrhea while the trout are in season.

Please send me more photos of your breasts, and let’s talk more about meeting in Europe.

I am falling in love with you in a completely Photoshop kind of way, my dear.

Yours truly,
Penis xoxo

It is me my dear

Hi my dear Penis! I am glad to speak again with you! Thank for yours e-mail.

I am glad Penis, that in our relations there is a promotion and we became more close people. I tell about you mine much to parents and friends. They hope, that will sometime get acquainted with you Penis. They insist, that I would acquaint you with them, my parents are especially persevering. I have told him , that is serious I treat you Penis, also that you the good person. You know Penis, that parents always wish children only good and are pleased, when their children are happy in all.

The daddy loves mine fishing and he now goes pleased on an apartment and speaks, that now he has person , which can be invited for fishing. I for a long time laughed and have told to him, that at all I do not know, you like it to make whether or not. Also that he early it is pleased, in fact it is possible to you not interestingly. Also know, that he answered? he has told, that in the summer he will be going for you good fishing tackle also will learn you to cook present to an uha (soup with fish).

And you Penis, told to close people about me? What they have opinion? inform me please it. You have any plans concerning our relations? I think, that for us will be very much it is good, if we can carry out some days together. It will be to strengthen our relations and will help us to learn better each other. Probably the next month we can meet. For example in Europe or the other place. 

Understand me correctly Penis, I cannot yet to invite you to itself. I live at the parents and for the present not enough I know you for this purpose. Between us there were only we messages and I think, that to us it is better, all over again to meet in the friend place. I very much would want to be with you alone, to see you the eyes and a touch to you! Dear so we can make full opinion on us to learn about many things.

Let’s be to discuss it Penis. I miss also a kiss of you.

Yours Kristina

Re: Are you ok?

Kristina, I must say I am a little upset this morning. I wrote you a long note, complimenting you on your nipples and speaking of my desire to repeatedly slam you in the shower, asking if you wouldn’t mind calling me “Penis”, and you respond without even acknowledging my sincere, heartfelt sentiments. It’s as though we don’t connect as we once did.

Please reassure me, my love. I appreciate the bikini shot, but perhaps now would be a good time to up the ante. You up mine, and I will continue to dream of upping yours. How about a naked shot? Are you in a giving mood this holiday season?

I have never heard your proverb that the way to a man’s heart is through the stomach, but in my country we often say “Show me your tits!” In America, the most direct path to the heart is to go straight for the cock, then head north.

I am hoping that the Christmas spirit is in you, and that one day I shall be too.

Lovingly,
Your Penis xoxo

Are you ok?

 

Hi mine lovely! I hope, that at you all OK!

It was pleasant for me to read your message and thank for your words. I send you other picture, probably to those pictures which you already saw, you got used. I hope, that This picture will give again to you good emotions.

Today my work is finished earlier and I, having written to you  this letter, I shall prepare for a dinner for my family. Mine to mum is sick a little and today to me to prepare for it. By the way, dear, what foodstuffs is loved for you? That you prefer; sweets, meat, a fish? Inform me it Peter. I am able to consult not bad on to kitchen, my mum cared of it many years back. You can be convinced of it, in due time. I easily make various salads, soups, and also game and a fish. In the greater degree I prefer a fish, and also to me very much to like fruit; kiwi, bananas, pineapples and a melon. Today houses I shall prepare for the chinese hen and vegetable salad.

Probably you Peter, love the tasty foodstuffs. We have proverb; “the way to heart of the man – passes through his stomach! ” I was many times convinced of it when observed of my father. Therefore Peter, I shall reach to your heart with the help of my culinary abilities. It is a joke!!! Now I go on kitchen. I hope, that mine the daddy will be pleased.

I wait for your messages!

Yours Kristina.

Re: Evening with the Friends

Oh my God, Kristina!  That photo was incredibly sexy.  I’m hoping you were posing for the camera while imagining me taking you from behind, although perhaps that’s wishful thinking and it was simply very cold that day.  If you promise to wear that outfit when we first meet, and strike that same pose, I promise that my penis will be not unlike that stone pole that stretches up behind your right shoulder. 

I wonder if you spend much time thinking of me during your day.  Am I on your mind when you first wake, as you leave the soft silky sheets of your warm bed, as you wipe the sleep from your eyes, and stetch your arms wide to first greet the day?  When your sleepy eyes first face the mirror, do they imagine me behind you, wrapping my arms around your waist, holding you close and kissing your cheek?  As you undress for your morning shower, do you envision me running the water, testing that it’s not too hot, placing two towels on the hook of the door, and slipping into my nakedness as I prepare to lather you, and sponge your back, then gently shampoo your hair, then rinse, then repeat?

Or do you only imagine I slam you against the cold tile wall, thrusting my manliness into you again and again, until you shriek with pleasure, and our bodies climax as the hot water pounds against my back and I ram my cock deeper and deeper inside you.

I also like to bowl and drink a few glasses of Champagne.

And, yes, I hope that we can agree that we do not look at our  dialogue  as  on  an  entertainment,  and  we are both writing some very personal  words and things, as to the close person.  That’s only natural, as we get to learn more about each other, and I continue to mention slamming you in the shower.

I can’t wait for the next letter and, especially, the next set of photos, my love.  Perhaps I should more accurately say, I can hardly wait.  But, of course, I will.  Wait.  Hardly.  Very hardly.  For your next photos.

I long to kiss you and taste you.

Sincerely,
Peter

P.S.

If you don’t mind, please call me Penis.  That’s a name I allow only my closest lovers to use, as well as some of my attorneys.

Evening with the friends

 

Hi my dear Petey! I am glad again to speak with you!

By the way, yesterday I had quite good evening with my friends. We reached in one club also there were there some hours. First we had the good supper and some glasses of champagne, then played bowling. Also danced.

Impressions have remained good, only when I saw , as some my girlfriends danced and kissed the men – I had small envy to them.  I thought of you and represented for itself, what you beside Petey. That you too embrace me and whisper to me on an ear gentle words. And you Petey, when see around the in love  airs people, – that recollect me? As frequently you with the  friends reach in any bar or club? When you are in these places girls frequently try to get acquainted with you? To me very much frequently men approach and try to begin acquaintance, but I at once I help them to understand, that with me these things to fail.

Petey, I frequently I think above your messages and I understand, that you it is serious concerning me. I too do not look  to our dialogue as on an entertainment, and I write you some very personal words and things, as to the close person. And I want to tell to you Petey, that I am glad, that at me is such the person – as you!

I wait for your messages and I think of you. Mine to you gentle Kisses!

Yours Kristina.

Re: Hello, gorgeous

Oh, you playful little vixen, Kristina!  How you toy with me!  That’s not the photo of your pussy I have been dreaming of! 

You asked how I like to spend my free time.  My days are quite hectic, as next month I will take my software company public, and I have been unloading a hedge fund I control, so that I can focus my attention on the new public entity.  As I am sure you can imagine, unloading $2.3 billion of stock without deflating share price through large block trades requires some ingenuity.  In the meantime, two eBay auctions of American Girl clothing is keeping me mighty busy.  I also like movies, soft rock, and Chinese food.

I sense that you, very much like me, are a true romantic.  I, too, often dream of a romantic evening with a lovely person.  And, like you, it can be supper or a simple walk.  Or, sometimes, simply walking to get supper.  There is no woman in my life right now.  For a short while I was married, but it didn’t work out, in part because I had a crush on Kristin Chenoweth, whom my wife claimed she was “just another large-breasted midget nymphomaniac with a great smile.”  My wife always hated women with great smiles.

I guess she was always just jealous.  I’m not very jealous at all, and if spending the holidays with a large crowd pleases you, I would willingly spend Christmas or New Years with you and your cousins or friends.  I am assuming, of course, that some of your cousins, or maybe your closest friends, are large-breasted nymphomaniacs with great smiles.  Let me know, will ya?

Tell me, Kristina, do you like giving backrubs?  I love a good massage.  That’s one of my favorite ways to get intimate with a woman.  I love getting to know her, hearing about her dreams and fears, learning all about her hopes and desires, her fantasies and her passions, as long as she’s rubbing my back and kneading my kneck as she’s yapping away.  Do you like (giving) massages, Kristina?  I hope so!  I can usually tell if I have met my soulmate within the the first hour, or two, or three, of getting an erotic massage. 

Thank you for the embraces.  I long for the gentle warmth of your breath on the back of my neck.  As you lean down to work on the crick just above my shoulder blades, I mean.

I look forward to your next email, my love.

Please write me soon, and continue to think of me as your favorite,

Penis  xoxo

Hello, gorgeous

Hi my dear!   I now read yours e-mail, and it was interesting to me to find out your opinion that I spoke you in my last message. [ed note: WTF?] Our exchange of opinions is interesting to me and I think, that now I can make some opinion on what your character.

Petey, I send you a new pictures. How to you Petey, I too would want to see more than your pictures. Dear, I would like to find out, how you like to spend the free time. I very cheerful person also think out Various entertainments for itself and the friends. To me to like to help them to make life interesting. It can be different things: Dances, cinema, parties or entertainments on the nature. But if to speak frankly in the last these entertainments give time I have less than pleasure. I frequently dream of romantic evening with the lovely person, it can be a supper or simply walk . I think, that in it there is a lot of charm.

You the romantic person Petey? Whether you think, sometimes, of such things? You like cosy evenings with the family? I very much love holidays when all family gathers, behind one table. It is very cosy and comfortable for me. And how you like to carry out holidays dear? What for you makes a cosiness and rest? Tell to me please about it Petey.

Petey, excuse me for a question: whether there is at you now any woman? I think, that you are good, as the man and To like many women. Because at me good taste, and you to like me. What your private life now, Please tell about it. Probably you have to me any frank questions? I shall answer them.

Write to me more in detail about the feelings and desires, to me to like to read, when you tell about yourself, I am ready To listen about it. 

I wait for your messages.

My embraces.

Yours Kristina.

Re: Hi, sweetness

My dear sweet email friend Kristina,

When you call me Sweetness, I feel a swelling in my loins. I believe I am starting to fall for you.

I can’t believe you live in Cheboksary! That is one of my favorite Russian cities to explore on Wikipedia! If memory serves, Cheboksary is a city and the capital of the Chuvash Republic, Russia. It is a port on the Volga River, right? Population is, maybe, 453,784? I am assuming a few babies have been born since the 2004 estimate that keeps running through my mind. I know that Cheboksary is divided into three city districts, but I am wondering if you know my good friend Igor Statzlicky? I recall that he may live in the district of Leninsky.

It must be nice to live on a port city. My mother and father actually met at a port as well. There’s a port, on a western bay, and it serves a hundred ships a day. Lonely sailors, pass the time away and talk about their homes. My mother was a girl in this harbor town, she was working layin’ whiskey down; when the sailors said “Brandy, fetch another round,” she’d serve them whiskey and wine.
The sailors would say “Brandy, you’re a fine girl” (she was a fine girl) and “What a good wife you would be” (really, she was a fine girl). Her eyes could steal a sailor from the sea.

Anyway, to make a long story short, my mom wears a braided chain, made of finest silver from the North of Spain, a locket that bears the name of the man that Brandy loves — my father.

It’s a romantic story, I think, one that perhaps our own children will tell about us one day. Although, perhaps in their version, the braided silver chain and the locket with the name will be replaced with a gob of jism you’re wearing in your hair and crusted come stains on your blouse!

Kristina, I look forward to hearing so much more about you, and seeing more naked photos that I can cherish along with the jug of Vasoline I keep on my nightstand.

Indeed, I cannot resist your female magic, and I look forward to your travels back from the moon, or whatever you meant, as I was skimming and still looking at the nipple shot you sent a few days back.

Be well, my friend, and please write more.

Lovingly,
Petey xoxoxo

Hi, sweetness

Dear Peter!

Thanks for your e-mail . I did not inform you earlier Peter the address because it is not enough knew you. I live in average area of Russia, in city Cheboksary. To regret it is far from you, differently it was not necessary for us much e-mail, to find out each other. We could meet, talk, to spend some time together and it is quite good to find out each other. But for us it will be not a fast way. But I hope, that it will not be problem for us if we shall decide to make it in the future.

I already made some travel to other countries. I travelled, as the tourist, to Europe. Therefore Peter , you should not have excitements of that is present distance between us. I such woman, that if I shall like the person for a meeting with him, I shall reach even on the moon.

In our days is not a problem to make such travel. I not I worry about it and even I have devoted feelings, having got acquainted with The person on the other hand. For me it is very interesting feelings- To find out the person with other culture, thinking, traditions. It One of things – which draws me to you. Not the main thing,- But new and interesting.

Probably if our relations will be strong and you Peter, you can find out the mysterious Russian woman. I hope, that for you it is interesting to find out and test love of such woman? I think, dear Peter That you cannot resist to mine for a long time female magic, If happen so, that we shall be the person to To the person. On it I finish my message to you Peter.

I to send you other my photo. I wait for your messages. Kristina.

Re: It is my life

Kristina, thank you so much for the email and the additional pictures. You seem to live in quite a beautiful place. I love the photo of you by the water. In it, I believe I can see one of your nipples which is, how would I say to you, something on which to suck I would have much pleasure.

I, too, grew up with a mother and father, and also with a brother and two sisters. Your three room shack sounds very pleasant, and quite a home. I had quite a home as well, living in an 22-room mansion. It sounds large, and yes we each had our own bedrooms, but there wasn’t so much spare room since the servant, the chamber maid, the butler and the cook each had their own rooms and private bath.

But we did have a nice lawn. I remember one birthday, when my parents bought me a scale replica of the Castle at Edinburgh for the backyard, I ran past the pool, the tennis pavillion, the skeet range, and the beach we had installed, and couldn’t believe how lucky I was to be able to play in a real castle!

But, despite the material trappings, I was not especially close to my parents, and I envy you for your closeness with your mum and dad. My mother rarely breastfed me once I turned 11, and I suspect that explains my love of breasts today. For my money — and that’s an expression, sadly, that I mean literally — nothing propels me toward pure, emotional, truly heartfelt love more than a great pair of breasts. Seriously. I just love tits. I hope that “tits” is a phrase you use in your country too. If I could stare at a perfectly shaped pair of tits all day, I certainly would. And nipples? Yummmm. Don’t get me started on nipples. I could go on and on about twisting them, sucking them, tickling them, taking little bites of them, running the tip of my cock all over them, right before I jism over a gal’s breasts.

Is this something that might interest you too? Oh, Kristina, I do believe our relationship will only grow and grow. I believe I am growing right now, as I type.

Please send more photos. I’d love to see you topless. I promise I will think only of our email as I masturbate to your beauty.

I am enclosing a picture of a well built black man that I downloaded from the Internet. I am not quite so muscular, but I thought maybe this would inspire you to send me a shirtless photo too.

Fondly, and anticipating your next email with a slight erection,

Peter xoxo

It is my life

Hi Peter.

I am glad to receive again your message, every day we start to learn each other better and for me it is an interesting thing, Yours e-mail last time at me on soul is present boredom, not Occurs any joyful things and your message now for me As a solar beam. Peter, thanks. Yours e-mail what you the person gradually helps me to understand.

Peter Tell to me more in detail about the family. Whether it is a lot of at You relatives? What at you with them of the relation? As frequently you Gather?

In my family very much close relations. I to you already Informed, that I live with mum and the daddy. We live in a cosy apartment, where There are three inhabited rooms, and as kitchen, a balcony and a bathroom. I have a room. I the only child at the parents. A name my Father Roman, him 49 years old and he Works the builder. My mother Kristina, her 47 years old. Now she does not work some years and Is engaged in housekeeping. We like each other, sometimes We are chosen for city for an entertainment. In the summer we go on a beach and on fishing. During the winter period of time we go for a drive on skates and a ski. This good time for me!

In private life I have emptiness. Last relations at me were the last year. One was The boyfriend, but I have left him. we did not like each other and had various interests. Among associates of me of people I cannot allocate anybody for serious relations. Good men to become it is ever less and annoyingly in Next time to test disappointment when you think that has met The suitable person. Likely therefore I also have addressed in service acquaintances. Probably here I can find the person who will be Me to love, appreciate and understand. It is not important for me his financial situation and work by which he makes. I have specified in a structure that I search more Advanced age because I think, that the person which has lived There is enough years, already has experience and has learned to appreciate women and to address With them. I shall be ready to give myself all without the rest to such person and I think, that the main advantage of the woman
is fidelity and skill To make family happy, without quarrels and conflicts.

On it I I finish the letter. Peter, write to me the ideas that I Has told to you. I wait for your messages.

Yours Kristina

Re: Glad to hear from you

Kristini, as I peruse the header info of your last email, it seems that you are writing to me from the Netherlands. I am very eager to visit, but I thought that maybe you were in New York, and we could get together.

Your English is pretty good. How long have you studied English?I appreciate that you are a very romantic person, and that Good humour is important to you. I too believe in love, and believe that fidelity and honesty are crucial to a good relationship. I also believe that two people must be sexually attracted to each other in order for the relationship to grow. I do believe I could be attracted to you, in a lustful way, and I would like to know if you feel the same about me. I think love is great, but an exciting, energetic, physical relationship, with regular sexual contact including deep thrusting and plenty of sweat is really key.

Let me know if you’re interested too.

Peter

Glad to hear from you

HI ! I am pleased to receive your reciprocal message. I am very glad that you have written to me. You e-mail means for me, that I too was interesting to you. You Really , see a picture of me nice? , at me is present to you It is a lot of questions and I would like to ask them in the messages, I hope you Will allow to me answers to them – OK?

You for me the nice person, And on this for me it is important to know your opinion on some things. I think, that you read my structure and could see there, that I haves serious intentions to get acquainted with the good person for relations . I shall try to tell a little about my character. I do not know as it to start, I think, that I very romantic person. I like to communicate with people, it is pleasant to me Good humour. I very much appreciate such qualities in people, as fidelity and honesty. I believe in love, and I think it very valuable thing which needs to be protected.

I very much The jealous person. I adore, when to me pay compliments and is ready to listen to them indefinitely. For me it is necessary, that around of me there was a cleanliness and the order, I frequently am engaged cleaning. Also to me to like to prepare for a meal, various tasty things. It is pleasant to me romantic relations between the man and The woman, but probably all women dream to get acquainted with good The person to have with him beautiful romantic relations. But frequently such things come to an end Very quickly. I have no intention to spend myself on such acquaintances. While I have not met In the life of such person to which I would decide to give myself and the life. But me it would be desirable to find such person. I think, that for the woman the main thing to have in a life not Career or other success, and strong family and the favourite person beside what to care of him.

Tell please, you dream to meet what woman in the life? Excuse , that I ask you to discuss such frank thing with The person whom you know couple of days.

But it is interesting to me to know It about you. I shall wait for yours e-mail.

Yours faithfully Kristina.

Re: Hello

Kristina, thank you so much for these beautiful photos. 

I would like to see you, and hold you, and spoil you with expensive wine and dinner.  You have gorgeous eyes, and I would like to hold you near me and feel the warmth of your body near mine.  I want to buy you sweets and feed you strawberries dipped in chocolate, shop with you for clothing, and gently caress your back and shoulders.  This is how I spoil a woman.

Always send more photos.  I could stare at you all day.

Where do you live?

Peter

Hello

Hello!

Have good day? I hope, that you have time to send me some messages that we could it is better to learn about each other. I shall tell a little about myself: my age of 26 years old and my birthday on May, 6, friends name me is Kristina. I was not married and I live in an apartment with my parents. Some years after terminate on training as the seller in shop of soft toys.

To me to like productive leisure, periodically go in for sports for maintenance of a body. I like to travel and be in different places, but my work does not allow me to do it frequently. I have many friends, we sometimes together spend time, play billiards and tennis, we have other entertainment. I send you the picture that you knew my person. Me very much like different sweet things, such as a pie, cake, sweet. But frequently I do not permit itself to have it to not be thick. Still I love beautiful clothes and different things of light colours. I like of light tone, such as light-blue, pink, beige. And what your favourite colour?

Please ask things interesting you about me and inform me some The information on you: what you love an entertainment? What your character? What you love qualities in women? Whether you had the wife?

I shall answer on your questions and to inform you it is more about itself in following e-mail! I shall be to wait for your messages. My email is [deleted].  I with impatience shall wait letter from you and I shall answer you at once as soon as you to me write. It will be pleasant for me to see your new photos and to learn a lot of new about you.

Write to me I wait.

Your friend Kristina.