Re: Hello, gorgeous [Redux]

Wow, Kristina.  The old men sitting around in the Russian boiler room really kinda fucked up.  Or perhaps you’ve had a stroke.  You sent me this same email back on December 17th. 

It’s kind of a twisted, sexy, foreplay-laced twist on the Twilight Zone.

But, okay, I’ll play!  I’ll simply repeat my original response to your original email.

Oh, you playful little vixen, Kristina! How you toy with me! That’s not the photo of your pussy I have been dreaming of!

You asked how I like to spend my free time. My days are quite hectic, as next month I will take my software company public, and I have been unloading a hedge fund I control, so that I can focus my attention on the new public entity. As I am sure you can imagine, unloading $2.3 billion of stock without deflating share price through large block trades requires some ingenuity. In the meantime, two eBay auctions of American Girl clothing is keeping me mighty busy. I also like movies, soft rock, and Chinese food.

I sense that you, very much like me, are a true romantic. I, too, often dream of a romantic evening with a lovely person. And, like you, it can be supper or a simple walk. Or, sometimes, simply walking to get supper. There is no woman in my life right now. For a short while I was married, but it didn’t work out, in part because I had a crush on Kristin Chenoweth, whom my wife claimed she was “just another large-breasted midget nymphomaniac with a great smile.” My wife always hated women with great smiles.

I guess she was always just jealous. I’m not very jealous at all, and if spending the holidays with a large crowd pleases you, I would willingly spend Christmas or New Years with you and your cousins or friends. I am assuming, of course, that some of your cousins, or maybe your closest friends, are large-breasted nymphomaniacs with great smiles. Let me know, will ya?

Tell me, Kristina, do you like giving backrubs? I love a good massage. That’s one of my favorite ways to get intimate with a woman. I love getting to know her, hearing about her dreams and fears, learning all about her hopes and desires, her fantasies and her passions, as long as she’s rubbing my back and kneading my kneck as she’s yapping away. Do you like (giving) massages, Kristina? I hope so! I can usually tell if I have met my soulmate within the the first hour, or two, or three, of getting an erotic massage.

Thank you for the embraces. I long for the gentle warmth of your breath on the back of my neck. As you lean down to work on the crick just above my shoulder blades, I mean.

I look forward to your next email, my love.

Please write me soon, and continue to think of me as your favorite,

Penis xoxo

Hello, gorgeous [Redux]

Hi my dear! I now read yours e-mail, and it was interesting to me to find out your opinion that I spoke you in my last message. Our exchange of opinions is interesting to me and I think, that now I can make some opinion on what your character.

Petey, I send you a new pictures. How to you Petey, I too would want to see more than your pictures. Dear, I would like to find out, how you like to spend the free time. I very cheerful person also think out Various entertainments for itself and the friends. To me to like to help them to make life interesting. It can be different things: Dances, cinema, parties or entertainments on the nature. But if to speak frankly in the last these entertainments give time I have less than pleasure. I frequently dream of romantic evening with the lovely person, it can be a supper or simply walk . I think, that in it there is a lot of charm.

You the romantic person Petey? Whether you think, sometimes, of such things? You like cosy evenings with the family? I very much love holidays when all family gathers, behind one table. It is very cosy and comfortable for me. And how you like to carry out holidays dear? What for you makes a cosiness and rest? Tell to me please about it Petey.

Petey, excuse me for a question: whether there is at you now any woman? I think, that you are good, as the man and To like many women. Because at me good taste, and you to like me. What your private life now, Please tell about it. Probably you have to me any frank questions? I shall answer them.

Write to me more in detail about the feelings and desires, to me to like to read, when you tell about yourself, I am ready To listen about it.

I wait for your messages.

My embraces.

Yours Kristina.

Re: Hello, gorgeous

Oh, you playful little vixen, Kristina!  How you toy with me!  That’s not the photo of your pussy I have been dreaming of! 

You asked how I like to spend my free time.  My days are quite hectic, as next month I will take my software company public, and I have been unloading a hedge fund I control, so that I can focus my attention on the new public entity.  As I am sure you can imagine, unloading $2.3 billion of stock without deflating share price through large block trades requires some ingenuity.  In the meantime, two eBay auctions of American Girl clothing is keeping me mighty busy.  I also like movies, soft rock, and Chinese food.

I sense that you, very much like me, are a true romantic.  I, too, often dream of a romantic evening with a lovely person.  And, like you, it can be supper or a simple walk.  Or, sometimes, simply walking to get supper.  There is no woman in my life right now.  For a short while I was married, but it didn’t work out, in part because I had a crush on Kristin Chenoweth, whom my wife claimed she was “just another large-breasted midget nymphomaniac with a great smile.”  My wife always hated women with great smiles.

I guess she was always just jealous.  I’m not very jealous at all, and if spending the holidays with a large crowd pleases you, I would willingly spend Christmas or New Years with you and your cousins or friends.  I am assuming, of course, that some of your cousins, or maybe your closest friends, are large-breasted nymphomaniacs with great smiles.  Let me know, will ya?

Tell me, Kristina, do you like giving backrubs?  I love a good massage.  That’s one of my favorite ways to get intimate with a woman.  I love getting to know her, hearing about her dreams and fears, learning all about her hopes and desires, her fantasies and her passions, as long as she’s rubbing my back and kneading my kneck as she’s yapping away.  Do you like (giving) massages, Kristina?  I hope so!  I can usually tell if I have met my soulmate within the the first hour, or two, or three, of getting an erotic massage. 

Thank you for the embraces.  I long for the gentle warmth of your breath on the back of my neck.  As you lean down to work on the crick just above my shoulder blades, I mean.

I look forward to your next email, my love.

Please write me soon, and continue to think of me as your favorite,

Penis  xoxo

Hello, gorgeous

Hi my dear!   I now read yours e-mail, and it was interesting to me to find out your opinion that I spoke you in my last message. [ed note: WTF?] Our exchange of opinions is interesting to me and I think, that now I can make some opinion on what your character.

Petey, I send you a new pictures. How to you Petey, I too would want to see more than your pictures. Dear, I would like to find out, how you like to spend the free time. I very cheerful person also think out Various entertainments for itself and the friends. To me to like to help them to make life interesting. It can be different things: Dances, cinema, parties or entertainments on the nature. But if to speak frankly in the last these entertainments give time I have less than pleasure. I frequently dream of romantic evening with the lovely person, it can be a supper or simply walk . I think, that in it there is a lot of charm.

You the romantic person Petey? Whether you think, sometimes, of such things? You like cosy evenings with the family? I very much love holidays when all family gathers, behind one table. It is very cosy and comfortable for me. And how you like to carry out holidays dear? What for you makes a cosiness and rest? Tell to me please about it Petey.

Petey, excuse me for a question: whether there is at you now any woman? I think, that you are good, as the man and To like many women. Because at me good taste, and you to like me. What your private life now, Please tell about it. Probably you have to me any frank questions? I shall answer them.

Write to me more in detail about the feelings and desires, to me to like to read, when you tell about yourself, I am ready To listen about it. 

I wait for your messages.

My embraces.

Yours Kristina.

Re: Glad to hear from you

Kristini, as I peruse the header info of your last email, it seems that you are writing to me from the Netherlands. I am very eager to visit, but I thought that maybe you were in New York, and we could get together.

Your English is pretty good. How long have you studied English?I appreciate that you are a very romantic person, and that Good humour is important to you. I too believe in love, and believe that fidelity and honesty are crucial to a good relationship. I also believe that two people must be sexually attracted to each other in order for the relationship to grow. I do believe I could be attracted to you, in a lustful way, and I would like to know if you feel the same about me. I think love is great, but an exciting, energetic, physical relationship, with regular sexual contact including deep thrusting and plenty of sweat is really key.

Let me know if you’re interested too.

Peter

Glad to hear from you

HI ! I am pleased to receive your reciprocal message. I am very glad that you have written to me. You e-mail means for me, that I too was interesting to you. You Really , see a picture of me nice? , at me is present to you It is a lot of questions and I would like to ask them in the messages, I hope you Will allow to me answers to them – OK?

You for me the nice person, And on this for me it is important to know your opinion on some things. I think, that you read my structure and could see there, that I haves serious intentions to get acquainted with the good person for relations . I shall try to tell a little about my character. I do not know as it to start, I think, that I very romantic person. I like to communicate with people, it is pleasant to me Good humour. I very much appreciate such qualities in people, as fidelity and honesty. I believe in love, and I think it very valuable thing which needs to be protected.

I very much The jealous person. I adore, when to me pay compliments and is ready to listen to them indefinitely. For me it is necessary, that around of me there was a cleanliness and the order, I frequently am engaged cleaning. Also to me to like to prepare for a meal, various tasty things. It is pleasant to me romantic relations between the man and The woman, but probably all women dream to get acquainted with good The person to have with him beautiful romantic relations. But frequently such things come to an end Very quickly. I have no intention to spend myself on such acquaintances. While I have not met In the life of such person to which I would decide to give myself and the life. But me it would be desirable to find such person. I think, that for the woman the main thing to have in a life not Career or other success, and strong family and the favourite person beside what to care of him.

Tell please, you dream to meet what woman in the life? Excuse , that I ask you to discuss such frank thing with The person whom you know couple of days.

But it is interesting to me to know It about you. I shall wait for yours e-mail.

Yours faithfully Kristina.

Re: Hello

Kristina, thank you so much for these beautiful photos. 

I would like to see you, and hold you, and spoil you with expensive wine and dinner.  You have gorgeous eyes, and I would like to hold you near me and feel the warmth of your body near mine.  I want to buy you sweets and feed you strawberries dipped in chocolate, shop with you for clothing, and gently caress your back and shoulders.  This is how I spoil a woman.

Always send more photos.  I could stare at you all day.

Where do you live?

Peter

Hello

Hello!

Have good day? I hope, that you have time to send me some messages that we could it is better to learn about each other. I shall tell a little about myself: my age of 26 years old and my birthday on May, 6, friends name me is Kristina. I was not married and I live in an apartment with my parents. Some years after terminate on training as the seller in shop of soft toys.

To me to like productive leisure, periodically go in for sports for maintenance of a body. I like to travel and be in different places, but my work does not allow me to do it frequently. I have many friends, we sometimes together spend time, play billiards and tennis, we have other entertainment. I send you the picture that you knew my person. Me very much like different sweet things, such as a pie, cake, sweet. But frequently I do not permit itself to have it to not be thick. Still I love beautiful clothes and different things of light colours. I like of light tone, such as light-blue, pink, beige. And what your favourite colour?

Please ask things interesting you about me and inform me some The information on you: what you love an entertainment? What your character? What you love qualities in women? Whether you had the wife?

I shall answer on your questions and to inform you it is more about itself in following e-mail! I shall be to wait for your messages. My email is [deleted].  I with impatience shall wait letter from you and I shall answer you at once as soon as you to me write. It will be pleasant for me to see your new photos and to learn a lot of new about you.

Write to me I wait.

Your friend Kristina.