This blog records an online relationship I began with Kristina — a Russian woman, the love of my life, more likely a collection of old men with prison records — after she sent me a flirty email message in December of 2007. I decided to respond — with randomly pornographic, suggestive, or nonsensical writing — to see how long the relationship would last.
All of the email entries displayed on this blog are actual, verbatim, correspondence. In some cases, I have reformatted email from Kristina, inserting paragraph breaks for readability.
On the The Front Page, the most recent entries appear first, so if you want to start at the beginning you have a bit of scrolling to do. A better option, if you want to read the whole blog chronologically, is to Click here and use the right arrow link above the post to navigate to each succeeding email.
A complete waste of time? Idle correspondence between man and machine? Or perhaps a bored American savagely toying with a young love-seeking innocent living abroad, trying desperately to find her soulmate while struggling with her command of the English language.
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