Whoa, Kristin, you heathen, you write me on the birthday of maybe our most famous Immaculate Child and nary a mention of Christmas at all? Jesus, you’re really risking a good smiting there, babe.
It’s funny that you’re mentioning a travel agency, since I had the same idea and I, too, contacted a travel agent earlier in the day. In my country, we say “Great minds think alike!” (That expression is not as popular as the one I told you about earlier: “Show me your tits!” LOL. (Do they say LOL in your country? It means Laugh Out Llama. I guess llamas laugh even more than hyenas. (Also, do they let you nest parentheses where you come from?)))
Anyway, I contacted my travel agent, who apparently is even more of a heathen than you, since he works on Christmas — wink, wink llama, or “WWL” as the kids say — and he is looking into getting you to NYC. How great would that be? What a fantastic Christmas present! Maybe I’ll be able to ask you for money for a visa before you even get to ask me!
Please write me back and let me know when you know what you know. I am so excited to soon be able to meet you.
Lovingly, on this very special Christmas,
P. xoxo (LOL, WWL)